Another Batch of Joost Invites
I just got a notice from Joost that they filled up my account with some more delicious invites to the Joost service. As you know from my last post of invites, I don't like to just give them away.
After a little chat with Ray, he gave me the idea of a fun contest.
I will be giving away FOUR (4) JOOST invites for this contest, one to each person that answers the following question the best:
If Paris Hilton were a ColdFusion tag, what would she be?
Simply leave a comment on this post and briefly describe why.
UPDATE: Contest has concluded.
Does that really need an explanation for that one?
cferror :D
<cfimpersonate>
Based on her singing "career"
if you've seen the video, for a rich chick, she does seem to give good... well, y'know :)
<cfexchange> - Cause shes always exchanging partners...hehe
already have a joost account though, so don't count me
Day 1:
<cfmail>
Day 2:
<cfcalendar>
<cfschedule>
Day 3:
<cflocation>
<cfloop><cfinsert></cfloop>
<cfpop>
<cfsilent>
Day 4:
<cferror>
<cfinvokeargument>
Day 5:
<cfthrow>
Day 6:
<cfdump>
Day 7:
<cfexit>
She is the definition of todays pop culture.
:)
Because of the pun and because they are both slowly being phased out.
<cfslider>
or
<cfthrow message="up">
she's got no shortage of 'em and she ain't afraid to use 'em :)
Because everyone's used it!
So, how about <cfsilent> (what I'd like her to be).
Honestly, I almost went with <cfobject>, 'cause that's what she is no?
<cfimpersonate> would probably be the most
appropriate.
<cfcatch type="disease">You got another disease</cfcatch>
</cftry>
<cfimpersonate> - 2 reasons (1) obsolete; and useless in modern world, just like her, (2) she is so fake and annoying, someone should get rid of her.
-or-
<cfPeopleWhoShouldDie> - shouldn't we be able to use custom tags? it is cf after all?
Since I do not know what is big deal with Paris :)
CF Parser ALL the TIME
self explanitory
or <cf_playa>
<cf_dont_hate_me_because_I_am_a_rich_b*tch>
or
<cf_Ill_be_in_bed_with_your_man_before_the_end_of_the_Night>
or
<cf_dont_hate_me_because_I_Think_I_Am_Beautiful>
or
<cfheader> I think we know why lol
<cfmailpart> You know what part she can't get enough of lol
....
select * from hilton where brain is null
</cfquery>
<!--- Careful, Do nothing, Please! --->
<cfdump var="#paris#">
<cfabort>
cause you never know what you might catch from her.....
<!--- Searching the A List to weed out the B listers --->
ListFind(AListers, "VIP")
<cfsearch
name="Tinkerbell"
type="skinny ugly dog bitch like me"
criteria="$1000 for anyone finding it">
Which would do simply allow you to add attractively formatted, albeit meaningless stuff/text/content to your page's code. Any content in the tag would be worthless for actual operation and attempts to debug or interpret it would cause your eyes to bulge and your head to explode.
(no... don't _even_ go there, guys... this is 'G-rated' tag).
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